Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Want to know where my HNT post is today?
Perhaps you should check over at Views From The Back Row.

Enjoy the fun!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

1. Have you ever fascinated about someone of the same sex?

Of course I have!

2. How do you feel about condoms?

I'm not in the habit of sleeping with people I don't know and I have a 5 year birth control so No.
I haven't used one of those nasty things in years.

3. How important is sex to you on a scale of 1 to 100.

Depending on the day anywhere from an 85 to a 120.

4. How often do you masturbate?


5. When you fake an orgasm could you win an oscar?

I have only faked once. But it was believable!

6. Have you ever seduced someone?

Only once. And I regret it.

7. Have you ever had a one night stand?

Yes. Twice.

8. How do you feel about phone sex?

I'm not big on phone sex but sexting is fun!

9. Do you look at porn on the internet?

On occasion.

10. Would you pose naked in a magazine for 10,000 buck aroos!

Hell yes! I have posed naked for free more than once, bout dam time I got paid for it!!

11. Have you ever tried Tantric Sex?

No one else is as flexible as me.

12. Are you a sex initiator?

Sometimes. Usually I don't know how I get from Point A to screwing like monkeys.

13. Are you addicted to Sex?

I don't think so, but I do get lonley going without.

14. Sexiest part of a womans body?


15. Are you into bondage?

I like being restrained. In a safe environment.

16. Do you like to be tied up or be the tie-er upper?

I completely get off on being dominated.

17. Longest sex session?

Um....Hour? I have no idea!!

18. Naughty or nice?

The title is NAUGHTY Lips...You tell me!

19. Do you like to be spanked?

YES! And pull my hair too please!

20. Did you ever have sex in your parents bedroom?

Nope. Never had sex while I was at home.
and lastly...

21. How many toys do you own?
Ow wow um....More than 5.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

"Oh fuck it!" she thought.

Another night of frustration was showing through her usually veiled face.

"How come no guy can understand passion and the art of teasing!"

Not that she wasn't greatful that her boyfriend was more than willing to go down on her whenever they had sex, she just wanted something more. The more she thought about it the more irritated she was.

What did she want? Scratch that. What was she needing? What was this feeling clawing it's way out of her like a tigress?

Then it hit her.
She sent him a quick text that she was going out alone tonight and she wouldn't be coming over.

If she couldn't get it him to get it, then she would go and get it from someone else.

How? Well that was that feeling she was having...She would take full control and teach someone else just what her body wanted, if she had to.

Walking into the bar, she felt powerful. And she knew she looked it. Soft, stretchy material covered her from breasts to ass. With every curve revealed, she left little to the imagination. But her intentions were clear.

She wanted a lightning bolt. Stepping up to the bar she ordered a double shot of vodka with a lemon. She wanted to be able to fall into this, let the feelings overwhelm her for a night.

Shooting the vodka she walked out onto the packed dance floor and let the beat and her body say everything. A stranger grabbed her hand and spun her around and into him. She closed her eyes and let her senses over take her, he smelled like confidence. That clean man smell mixed with a soft cologne.

She opened her eyes and let them move up. He had his face in her hair and when she angled her face up he let his chin run down her forhead and along the bridge of her nose.

"Oh good start" She thought.

His features were strong, defined, with kind eyes. She wondered if it could be this easy.

Then she got lost in the music. Dancing with him song after song letting their hands roam along shoulders, elbows, the small of her back, and through his hair.

He grabbed her hand and pulled her with him, moving swiftly through the crowd, and then out into the open air. Wrapping his warm arms around her they stumbled out into the star filled night and then up a flight of stairs to a studio apartment. The moment the door closed his fingers were entwined in her hair, pulling her in for a long deep kiss, his tongue twisting around with hers, his other hand pulling her tighter into him.

She reached for his collar and started to unbutton his shirt. Slowly. One button undone. Her hands went around his neck, kneading the back of it. Then around to the front and down to the next button. The whole time never breaking their kiss.

His hands moved from her hair to her face and then down to her shoulders. He kissed along her hair line, behind her ear and down the side of her neck working down to the first swell of her breasts, and out lining it with his tongue. Then back up, slowly, lightly licking the under side of her neck, nibbling her chin, and then tasting her mouth again.

Getting all the buttons undone on his shirt was a pleasureable experience all its own. Now she was able to run her hands all along his arms, swirling her fingers in the crook of his arm. Running her mouth along his breast bone and the hollow of his neck. Fingers moving down his chest, around to the small of his back. She couldn't get enough of slowling touching every bit of his skin.

His hands were on her thighs, moving around to the back of them where the skin is extra sensitive. When they got back to the sides of her thighs he ran his fingers up into the stretchy material she was wearing.

"Typical." she thought. "He's just going for it."

But again he surprised her by bunching the dress in his hands and slowly pulling it down, till the top of the dress was resting on the edge of her nipples. Running his hands up her thighs, over her waist, to rest on either side of her rib cage, he used his mouth to lightly nibble and lick the curves of each breast. Running his tongue down into the hollow between them, and then down to the very edge where her nipple was begging to be released and played with. She almost couldn't handle the teasing, but she loved every bit. Pushing her down on to the bed, he leaned over her, his hands supporting him while he grabbed the top of her dress with his teeth and slowly edged it over one nipple. And then, finally, he took it in his mouth. Licking and sucking and biting until she cried out, begging him to do the other one as well.

And he did.

His mouth working on teasing his other nipple, while his hand wrapped around the other breast, still playing with it, making the nipple hard and excited.

She had never had someone pay that much attention to just her breasts before. He ran his tongue up and down between them, and underneath them, making the tiny hair on her arms shiver.

He was good. She was lost in sensations. Moaning without realizing it.

He moved up to kiss her face and her mouth again, and she reached for his jeans. She wanted all of his hot skin covering her body. Her body was tingling with desire. She got them undone and ran her hands under the underwear band on his ass. Slipping everything off and down to his thighs. She loved cupping his butt cheeks in her hands, and firmly running her nails accross him. Her hands came forward to rest on his hip bones. Fingers toying with the short hair. She wanted to wrap her hands around him. But the urge to tease this man right back was over powering. So she moved her hands back to his butt cheeks and down the back of his thighs, squeezing the muscles while enjoying his deep kisses.

Her hands, now on the inside of his thighs, slowly working up until they rested right on the top inside of his thighs. She could just lightly feel his balls rubbing on the back of her hands. She wanted to hold his maleness in her hands so bad! But instead she slid her hands all the way up to just under his belly button.

He rose up to his knees and pulled her up with him, kissing him she moved her mouth down to his chest where she flicked his nipples with her tongue. And then moved farther down.

She stretched out, so that she was on her hands and knees in front of him bending low in front so that her ass was in the air. He slid his hands down her sides and pulled the dress over her butt. Revealing a lacy, black thong. Right then, with him bent over her, hands on her ass cheeks, she chose that moment to run her whole tongue along the underside of his hard penis. She could feel him freeze over her. She took the whole head into her warm, wet mouth, and ran her tongue in circles. Swirling all over him. His hands dug into her ass cheeks and he groaned out loud. She opened her mouth fully and the next thing he knew her lips were wrapped firmly around his base. Swallowing him whole. Her lips were firm, lightly squeezing, while the whole of her tongue was running up and down him, as she sucked her way up and then back down and up again. Over and over slow enough to be a tease, but not so slow that he wasn't already reaching a point of no return. She softly grabbed his balls and, cradling them in her hand, started to play with them as well. He had his hands running along her back, to the sides of her breasts and then back to her ass again, trying to touch every inch of her till he couldn't take it anymore. He put his hands on her shoulders to warn her she needed to stop very soon, but she hummed "No." She knew what she wanted. With her mouth fully around him and her tongue pressed hard against the underneath of his dick, she hummed once more, and the vibrations through her tongue was all it took. He groaned and almost fell on top of her as he came in her mouth.

Very happy with herself, and more turned on then ever with how his hands had played with her whole body the entire time she was going down on him, she swallowed and then ran her tongue around his balls while he caught his breath. He grabbed her by the shoulders and threw her on her back on the bed. Pulling the dress the rest of the way off, it got lost somewhere on the floor. He ran his tongue along her thong line, just on top of her pubic bone while his hands grabbed her breasts once again.

She felt like she was on fire. She hoped he still had some tricks up his sleeve. Otherwise this would be over too quickly.

He grabbed her thong and pulled off. He was surprised not to see one bit of hair on her lady bits. He moved his mouth back down to cover in little bites the top of the mound. Moving slowly down until he could take her opening in his mouth. Slowly sucking on just one lip, he moved his tongue all along the inside of her. Then he moved to the other lip, sucking on it, and teasing it with his tongue until she was open.

He ran his tongue along one lip all the way to the top. He knew he was just above her clit, because she had stopped breathing. He grabbed the sides of her tummy with his hands, trying to make it last longer, trying to touch her soft skin everywhere. He sucked on that little bit of skin where both lips meet. Then ever so slightly his tongue went in and rested on her clit. The breath went out of her. He moved his hands down to her slit to open her fully, and breathed just slightly on her swollen clit. Her whole body shivered. Then he worked just the tip of his tongue with little licks all over her clit, making sure his tongue was really wet. The he laid the flat of his tongue on it and did slow big circles, as he felt her breathing increasing, saw her hands gripping the sheets, the circles became faster and smaller. She started yelling "Yes Oh Yes!"

Her back arched and she screamed. He could feel her getting wetter with every spasm as she came.

He couldn't wait for her to come down. He needed to be in her. So he flipped her onto her stomach and pulled her hips up.

She was still reeling from that orgasm. She always came easy, but the first one had never been that intense. She felt him flip her over. She was surprised he was already ready for more. And she didn't care how she was taken, she wanted to feel him in her.

As soon as he could he lined himself up and entered her. The sensation of her tight wet body around him felt so good he didn't want to move and just enjoyed it for a moment. As soon as he pulled back and re entered her he was lost in sensations.

He filled her up. And she felt like she was clawing at the bed for more. She arched her back, raising her ass in the air to feel him deeper inside her pussy.

He could feel her reacting to him. He ran his hands up her back and back down to grab her cheeks while he moved in and out of her fluidly. Then he grabbed her by the hair and raised her up. She grabbed the head board for support. His hands came under her arms to once again tease her nipples. And when she started to moan he moved one hand down to find her clit. Running his hand over her bare pussy gave them both shivers. He found her clit with his fingers, it was still really wet as he moved his finger in light circles over it. Her breath was coming out ragged and her voice was hoarse. But she didn't notice. She was lost in the feelings of his hand and fingers and the feeling of him moving in and out of her strong and fast. He could feel her lower body tighten up and his fingers almost lost her clit as her body jerked with another orgasm. He leaned back onto his toes and took her full weight, while playing with her. He pulled her down on top of him over and over while her body shook. He could feel the muscles clenching around his dick as her body rode him. He came inside her, enjoying it but wishing it had lasted longer.

They both collapsed on the bed in a spooning position. Neither saying a word.

She stayed in an amber glow haze, enjoying the feeling of his body wrapped around hers. When the haze of sex had faded from the room, the enormity of the situation hit her. She had just had sex, the best sex, and she didn't even know his name.

She sat up, trying to scan the dark room for her clothes.

"Stay." He said, breaking the silence with the first words he'd said to her all night. She turned to look at him. "I want to know what sex with you is like when the morning sun is shining on your skin."

She crawled back into the curve of his body.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Boobs week on HNT!

Just click on the pic for a surprise!

Enjoy from Blossom

Enjoy from Buttercup!

Remember this guy from last week?  Yup, he's back.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Have you ever had the chance to visit the Exotic Erotic Ball in SanFrancisco?
Good Vibrations has offered me a pair of tickets to a reader who would like to attend!
Get at me ASAP if you want in!
Perry Mann’s 31st Annual Exotic Erotic Ball® & Expo

The dates are October 22 and 23.

The site is the gorgeous Craneway Pavilion.

And the occasion is - well, you know the answer to that. It's our annual celebration of flesh, fetish, and fantasy ... and freedom, of course! And - since we do know how to celebrate - don't you miss this year's show!

The 2010 show is going to be extra special because of our brand new waterside venue. And if that's not hot enough, our VIP Area will be aboard The San Francisco Belle - a spectacular luxury yacht. And if that's still not hot enough - it all takes place under a big, bright, and beautiful Full Moon.

Perry sez:

"This will be our sexiest and most scenically beautiful show ... ever. We'll see you there!"

If this is your first time, please check out the FAQ's and About The Ball pages. You can also peruse photo and video galleries from past shows. As we do every year, we will keep revising the site lovingly, frequently, and relentlessly, going further and deeper into the splendid and sordid details. We will reveal more acts, and add more updates, and do it over and over again, building anticipation and excitement, building it some more, and still some more, until ... finally ... finally ... it’s the ultimate climax ... the Ball itself.

What is the Exotic Erotic Ball?

It's part Mardi Gras, part burlesque, and part rock concert, yet totally unique. The Exotic Erotic Ball is a fun-filled celebration of human sexuality and freedom of expression. It's a lingerie, fetish, masquerade affair.

Q: How old do you need to be to go to the Exotic Erotic Ball and/or Expo?

A: For the Ball, 21 and over - with ID, please. For the Expo, 18 and over.

Q: Will there be a place for me to check my coat?

A: Yes, there will be a coat check as soon as you enter.

Q: Will there be a place for me to check what I buy at the exhibitor booths so I don't have to carry it around?

A: Yes the coat check will also serve as a merchandise check. And many vendors will also agree to hold merchandise for you and you can pick it up from them later..

Q: Can I take still pictures?

A: Yes, you can take pictures. Cameras and camera-phones are allowed for still photography.

Q: Can I shoot video?

A: Nope, sorry, not unless you work for the Ball or you are with an approved media outlet, with necessary credentials.

Q: Will there be food and drink?

A: Of course. There will be many bars and many beverage choices, hard and soft.

Q: How does parking work?

A: Our new venue has a gigantic parking lot with tons of available space, and they control all parking.

Q: Can I take a cab or limo to the event?

A: Yes you can. But please make arrangements for a return pick-up.

Q: What if I have Special Needs?

A: We are very accommodating. Send us an email at

Q: Do I need to dress up for the Ball and if so, in what fashion?

A: The dress-up is not a requirement, but it is a big part of the show. We highly recommend everyone dressing in lingerie, pajamas, fetish, masquerade or costume. Dress as sexy as you want. Our motto is: Everyone's A Star at the Exotic Erotic Ball. That means you're a Star too, so f*cking dress like one ! Side note: We will be holding our three famous contests and having other drawings with $10,000 in cash and prizes. Ms. Exotic Erotic, Mr. Exotic Erotic and the Costume Contest are the three big contests. Everyone who attends is welcome to try and qualify.

Q: What should I wear to the Ball?

A: This question is so important, we asked it twice. Wear lingerie, fetish attire, masquerade, costume, pajamas or something that makes you look outrageously sexy!

Q: Is nudity allowed?

A: We post signs everywhere that say: No Public Nudity...but do people listen? The Official policy is "no public nudity". Besides - if you were buck naked, where would you keep your ID? (Don't answer that!)

Q: Is "groping" allowed?

A: No, dude, you just can't start groping people. Try to imagine that you had a normal upbringing for a minute - would you want people indiscriminately groping you? We'll answer that for you if you're having trouble - no, you would not. At the Exotic Erotic Ball, the operative word is respect. If you keep in mind that lots of people are feeling sexy and aroused, then you will realize that it is OK to ask someone if you can touch. Yes - it is OK to ask. But do respect the answer. If it's not the answer you wanted, then ask someone else. Remember - if you grope, you leave. But - if it is consensual, then ... well ... then it's not really groping, it's fondling.

Q: Is there an After Party this year?

A: Yes, details will be right on the home page of our website.

Q: Should I buy a General Admission ticket or a VIP ticket to the Ball?

A: The General Admission ticket will allow you access to the five main stages, including the main stage with the musical acts & contests, plus the Burlesque Stage with the exotic & erotic performances, the Fetish Stage and Dungeon, the Bling Bling electronic stage, and the Asian Diva Girls stage. You'll also have access to the Expo featuring erotic art, exotic fashion, sexy products, adult games, toys & novelties, and the Spiritual Oasis with erotic massage, sex potions, tarot readings, and so much more.

The VIP ticket will allow you the following extras: priority red carpet entry into the Ball, a special VIP reception with celebrities and porn stars from 9pm to 10:30pm, a private VIP room with complimentary hors d'oeuvres, special performances, music, and interactive side shows, plus backstage access where you can mingle with the celebrities and adult stars. VIP's also get a few extra's like souvenirs and goodie bags with special treats and coupons. And - this is a new - if you buy VIP tickets to the Ball, you also get tickets to go to the Expo on Friday (or Sat afternoon, your choice) for FREE.

Q: Will you be selling tickets at the door?

A: Yes, you can buy tickets at the door for the Ball or the Expo.

Q: If I order tickets now, how do I get them?

A: When you order tickets now, we will mail them to you.

Q: Is there another way to order tickets besides the internet?

A: If you want to order by phone or in person, no problem! Call our hotline at 415-567-2255 and we will get back with you. If the messages are full, try back again soon, we clear the messages frequently.

Q: Tell me more about the Exotic Erotic Expo and do I want to go to both that and the Ball?

A: The Expo is a great event for anybody interested in erotic art, exotic fashion, the latest in adult toys, websites, and novelties, or a quieter version of the Ball without wearing an elaborate costume. It is a perfect place to shop for outfits for the Ball, and it has a lot of previews of the Ball, so it is very entertaining. If you are interested in a great time at a lesser price featuring top stars in adult entertainment, you don't want to miss the Expo.

Over the past few years, many people have told us that at $20, the Expo is an amazing deal. It is open on Friday, Oct 22, from 4pm to Midnight, and Saturday, Oct 23 from Noon to 6pm (each day only $20). And it is also open at night as part of the Ball, for Ball ticket holders only.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I have often talked on my blog about my husbands, *ah hum* cock.....  Today he will share what I am talking about as he is participating in:

*Click Click*
Only if you want to see an eyefull

Remember my little short story about Violet and Brad that I entered into Scandal's Listick short? Well it won her contest!

I am anxiously awaiting my lipstick vibe and other goodies!
Time to link up with the Naughty List Girls!

1. Have you ever walked in on a family member in a sexual moment?

Thanks to everything NO! Seriously...burn my fuckin retinas out if that ever happens.
2. Have you ever lied to a significant other?
Who hasn't?
3. Have you ever done the deed with your child (or someone else who was oblivious) in the same room?
GUILTY!!! I don't  pay much attention to where I am at or who is with me when I am drunk and horny.
4. Have you ever not tipped a service person (IE manicurist, waiter, caddy, valet, stripper) for a really stupid reason? (IE Too broke to tip, didn't like how they said hello)
I have not tipped servers that I knew and didn't like!
5. Have you ever used your womanly body parts to get you something, or get you out of something?
HELL YES! Over 39 speeding tickets I have gotten out of!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Scandal has put together a writing prompt! Take the name of your fave lipstick and write a sexy short on it!

Here I go:

Violet returned home from another date that went no where. Frustrated, Violet showered and went to bed, but she couldn't sleep. All she could do was toss and turn, wondering what in the world was the matter...was it her...was it the men....what was the problem? As she thought, Violet ran her fingers over her breasts, her nipples responding to her soft touch. She began rolling her nipples between her thumb and forefinger, hoping it would ease her frustration.

Violet parted her legs, moving her right hand down her stomach, down to her bare pussy. Violet moved her fingers across her labia, feeling the dampness between her legs. As her middle finger parted her lips, she moved her other hand down, and began teasing her clit. After twenty minutes, and no hint of an orgasm, Violet moaned in frustration. Disgusted, she got up and walked into the living room, if nothing else she could watch TV.

Brad felt the sharp sting of Mary's hand across his face. As he held his cheek, Mary glared at him...."What do you think I am...some kind of fucking whore?" "For Christ sakes Mary....we've been dating for six months....what's your fucking problem?" Mary grabbed her purse and stormed out the door. "Cunt!" he yelled after her. Pissed off and frustrated Brad went in and showered. He knew he was too pissed to sleep, so rather than toss and turn he decided to have a beer.

Still horny, Brad decided to take off his shorts and go out on the patio and rub one out...what the was late, and no one would be around. As he stepped out onto the patio, Brad stubbed his toe on the metal chair, scraping it across the cement. "Shit." Brad sat down and took a sip of beer, and he toyed with his cock, getting it hard. As he slowly jacked off he started thinking, "How cool it would be if I could just find a fuck buddy...a woman that would meet with me...we'd fuck, no commitment, no hassles.

Violet heard a noise coming from outside. She decided to peek out and see what it was. As she carefully opened the patio door she peered out looking around. She noticed it was a full moon and she could see pretty well. She was about to step back inside when she saw him. Her least that's what she thinks his name is....they only met once, and that was just in passing. Her eyes grew wide when she saw he was masturbating. After the initial shock, she realized she was becoming aroused...his cock was big....very big, and the sight of his jacking off was turning her on.

With her heart pounding in her chest, Violet walked out onto her patio. She found herself, touching her breasts, tugging at her nipples and caressing herself as she watched. She could feel the dampness starting to leak form her sex as she watched him stroke his long hard cock. The longer she watched, the more aroused Violet became. Her fingers were soon sliding into her pussy as she watched Brad picking up the pace. Feeling brave, and aroused Violet stepped into the open as Brad's hand was becoming a blur.

Suddenly Brad's body tensed and the cum shot from his cock into the air. Violet moaned, as a powerful orgasm shot through her body. Brad opened his eyes to see Violet, her fingers buried in her pussy, obviously cumming as she watched him. "Wow," he mumbled....she fucking hot." Brad tried to think of his beautiful neighbor's name... Violet..that's it...Violet. Brad waited to see what Violet would do. Violet opened her eyes to see Brad smiling, his cock still hard as he held it in his hand. Gathering all the intestinal fortitude she had, Violet walked over and onto Brad's patio.

Brad went to speak, but Violet held her finger to her mouth, as if to say, don't spoil the moment. Violet knelt down, watching the cum running down over Brad's fingers, down onto his balls. She felt her mouth open, and this irresistible urge to suck Brad's cock overpowered her. Violet lowered her head, licking the cum from his fingers, then his balls as Brad tilted his head back, gasping. This is like a dream he thought as he felt his body tense. Violet felt an overpowering wave of pure lust envelope her as she licked and kissed her way up Brad's chest.

The two began kissing and caressing one another like two wild animals rutting....gasping and grunting as pure lust overwhelmed them both. Brad caressed Violet's breasts, pulling them up to his face, where he sucked her nipples as she pulled at his cock. Violet started cumming as she felt Brad's hand slide between her legs, one of his fingers sliding into her sex, followed by another. Violet's body was quaking as the orgasms washed over her. Brad picked her up, and laid her onto top of the sturdy patio table. With her legs spread wide, Brad kissed his way down her thighs, making his way to her pussy.

Brad teased Violet, kissing and licking everywhere but her pussy. "Oh Gawd...make me cum....please!" Brad ran his tongue over Violet's labia causing her to moan, and start cumming. Encouraged by her passion, Brad parted her lips, licking up her juice's, tongue fucking her as he teased her clit. Violet started cumming again, grinding her pussy against Brad's face....each orgasm more powerful than the next.

When she had come down enough to think again Violet stood up and leaned over the table, spreading her legs wide. Brad, stood behind her as he eased his cock into Violet's hot pussy. Brad started fucking her again and again, as her pussy clamped down on his cock. Beads of sweat dripped from his brow down onto Violet's ass as Brad pummeled her pussy, slapping her ass -*over and over as she squealed with a lusty delight. Brad felt his orgasm building, his knees starting to buckle. Violet was telling him to fill her with his was crazy Brad was like she could sense when he was about to explode. Brad grunted loudly, sending a torrent of cum splashing into her pussy.

Afterward Violet and Brad enjoyed a cool refreshing dip in the pool where they looked up at the stars. Violet felt like she was shining. They were both content with being fuck buddies, no commitments, no hassles, and no pressure. What luck to have found one another, living next door.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Bad Girl Bloggers Button

Two of my favorite things...Being Naughty and being Bad!!!
For the Naughty List you need to answer 5 questions.
For Wicked Wednesday you need to write one bad ass post!

1. When did you first realize you had a naughty streak?
Well I started flickin mine bean at 9. So I knew sex and I would get along great. 
2. Have you ever stolen anything? What? Why?

I love stealing panties. Seriously...Who's gonna ask if the panties you have one were the ones you had on when you entered the store?
3. Have you ever cheated at anything?

Oh I cheat at gettin men or gettin out of tickets all the time!
4. Your most used position for sex?

Any. I love switchin things up! Keeps things interesting.
5. One place or thing that's in your fantasies but rarely or never in your sex life.
I love to fantasize about three-somes. But I haven't had one yet.

Ok one bad ass post....
Shit...I can't come up with anything bad ass. 
So this one time when I was 17 I snuck into the movies with my guy friends. A little movie hopping, a lot of vodka drinking....Once we sobered up enough to drive home, I remembered that I had some illegal fire works in the back of my car. So we pulled over on the side of the freeway and set off fire works!
These weren't pickilo petes. These were the big booming Disney Land fireworks!
At some point we heard sirens and thought it was best to leave.
But we still had a lot of fireworks.
So we would light them up, shove them in a tube, and shoot em out WHILE driving down the freeway. 
At some point we got a call from one of my bud's brothers. He had hit a tree and they needed a ride.
So we went out on some back roads and finally found them. Apparently they had seen some fire works and it shocked them and they swerved and hit a tree.
lol Good thing we were sober and could hold our laughter till we dropped them off at home.
They still don't know what happened that night!!
Now go Link up with the bad girls club and the Naughty List!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sexy Sunday

So if you were paying attention You read my review on the C-Spot Vibe. 
Naughty Vixen Ange, over at "Names will not be Changed to Protect the Innocent" is giving one away!

Names Will Not Be Changed To Protect The Innocent

But you have to follow her rules first!
Answer the questions, link up, and strut your sexy stuff!
This weeks questions:
1.  Which do you prefer the real thing, or toys?  Why?
2.  Does size really matter?
3.  When it comes to oral sex, would you rather give or receive? 
4.  What is the craziest place you have ever "done the deed"?
5.  Would you use the C-Spot vibe for clitoral stimulation, or vaginal stimulation?
Mandatory for contest entry:
1. Be 18 or older (21 where the law requires) to enter.
2. Link up through linky for Sexy Sunday.
3. You must be following all the hosts through Google Friend Connect.
4. Must reside in the United States.
Additional entries:
1Add the hosts buttons to your blog.
1- Add the Sexy Sunday button to your blog.
1- Tweet about the giveaway
1- Add an announcement of the giveaway on a social networking site.
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So visit our sponsor, link up, and cross your fingers that you are the winner. 

1.  Which do you prefer the real thing, or toys?  Why?
I like both! I love the feel of a hot sweaty man on kissing, licking and touching me. And I love the feeling of someone else being in control of my O!
But solo play with a toy is a great way to delve into my own imagination.2.  Does size really matter?
"My fave saying is:
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean. But it takes a helluva long time to get to England in a row boat!"3.  When it comes to oral sex, would you rather give or receive? 
694.  What is the craziest place you have ever "done the deed"?
Probly off a main st over pass. 5.  Would you use the C-Spot vibe for clitoral stimulation, or vaginal stimulation? 
CLIT all the way! It's so perfect for sex!

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Friday, September 24, 2010

This week I am doing a Review for Good Vibrations.
I love how simple their website is to use!
I also love how it's catered to woman.
I don't feel like I am stepping into a Porn Shop every time I open their website.


The C-Spot has a very special job indeed -- its main function is as a clit stimulator, and wow, is it good at its job! Long and thin, the head is angled for the perfect fit on your clit. Slim enough to fit in between bodies during partnered sex, this little vibe also provides an extended reach for folks with disabilities. Not limited to external fun, this vibe also makes a great internal G-spot stimulator. Oh, and it’s waterproof too!
Metallic hard plastic
6 ¾”, 1” in diameter 
Takes 2 AA batteries
Volume: 2; Intensity: 3

My Thoughts:
This thing is pretty cool. It fit right in between and was much easier to use then say my finger or a bullet.
It wasn't uncomfortable at all. And I loved having the longer handle to use during doggy style, very easy on my arm!
Since I have to have C-Spot stimulation for a full orgasm this little beauty is perfect for me!

Because it's so small, and light I can use it anytime. And it works for Sex and for making love. Depending on what mood you are in!
I am giving this 5 out of 5 Naughty Lips. It's a very great toy for me. And for woman like me.

Sexual Fantasy Boutique has a great selection of Sex Toys For Woman.

 My Review is for the Pink Waterproof Jack Rabbit

The Waterproof Jack Rabbit is made of soft jelly. The insertable length of the penis shaped shaft is 5.25 with a diameter of 1.625. The shaft has five rows of rotating synchronized internal beads. The clit teasing rabbit has a powerful internal bullet. With soft flickering ears, it will get you perked up in no time. The control base has individual buttons for shaft gyration, speed & rabbit vibration. With a reverse button for gyration, you can really get all you need. The EZ load battery case requires three AA size batteries, not included.
  • This item may take an additional business day to ship.
  • Manufacturer: California Exotic Novelties Llc

My Thoughts:
This thing is AWESOME!
The best toy I have ever owned. 

I have to admit that the size of it was somewhat intimidating!
But OH MY GOD once I had it in I didn't want it out! 

As soon as I turned on the beads, the penis head swirls up and down too!
I loved that when I squeezed my PC muscles it didn't slow the beads down at all.

I am not usually a big fan of the tickling ears but as soon as I turned them on I was pretty much sent over the edge.

This has little nubs on the under side that I was really unsure of....
Would it rub me raw?
Would they scratch me?
I honestly didn't feel them either way.

The Controls.
One side controls the rotation. 
One side controls the ears.
Each side has 3 different power settings.

This thing is very good sized. 

I really don't know how many other ways I can say this toy is PERFECT. As soon as I had it in me I was hot. Once the ears started flicking against my clit I wanted to cum so bad. I slowly started working it in and out till I couldn't take it anymore!  It had me cumming in under a minute. Every time I look at it my legs get a little weak and my panties get a little wet.
I want to use it every day! 

This toy easily gets a 5 out of 5 Naughty Lips. 

And I am off to go fuck myself with it right now!
I recommend shopping Sexual Fantasy Boutique for your Sex Toys.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

My first time!
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

One Crazy Brunette Chick

We all know that I have some wickedly bad ass stories to tell! So I am linking up with the Bad Girl Bloggers and their Wicked Wednesday to tell one!

I fucking love having sex outside. It is so thrilling to be out under the stars, feeling the air on my naked skin, wondering if anyone is watching...
One time we went floating down the river all day with some friends. When it was dark we had finally reached our landing spot. The couple we were floating with volunteered to drive back to the starting point for the other truck. (The only one that could hold the canoes.)
So of course Mr. Him and I got a little bored...Underneath a bridge with one of the biggest highways in our state running over us, we got down and dirty, doggy style! Just thinking about that fuck gets me all hot and bothered!
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I walked into the bar wearing the skankiest, trashiest outfit I could find. Skin tight black leather pants, that I have to say showed off my ass better than any pair of blue jeans I owned. I’d found a ‘shirt’ that was basically a piece of cloth that I tied at the base of my neck and again at my lower back, leaving my entire back bare. No bra necessary woohoo. There was no mistaking my agenda, I wanted to fuck.

I made my way to the bar, every man in my way couldn’t stop ogling me and all the women gave me hate glares. I had a killer smile on my face, I didn’t give a shit about any of them tonight.

“Tequila, keep it coming,” I said in a sexy voice to the bartender. He was cute in that baby face could be 34 but looks 12 kind of way. Not my type, and not on my plans tonight.

It didn’t take long before someone approached me.

“Damn girl, but you are hot,” a voice said to my left, I felt a hand at the small of my back and I fought the urge to jerk away from it. I turned to see a tall, chunky man in his mid 30’s and going balder by the second. His pants were as tight as mine and were accompanied by a tank top that his stomach hung out of at the bottom. Oh tasty.

“Thank you,” I said then turned back to the bar and drinks.

“Wanna dance?” he asked leaning in to me, his mouth inches from my ear.

“No thanks, I’m waiting for someone,” I said nonchalantly.

“He’s not here now,” he said and the bastard nuzzled my neck.

“Wow does that really get you laid? Because it’s doing nothing but making me want to toss my cookies,” I said in a board tone. He jerked back and I didn’t have to look his way to know that he was giving me a dirty look.

“BITCH!” he yelled back.

I turned to him and said “Tonight I’m the biggest bitch of the west, I’d stay the fuck away from me if I were you.”

He walked off sputtering nonsense.

“Will I get the same treatment,” a voice on my right asked. A man I hadn’t seen was standing next to me, leaning into the bar as if he’d always been there. He was tall, with black hair, green eyes and from my angle appeared to be very in shape. Mmmm.

“That depends, are you going to start groping me without permission?” I asked suggestively.

“Only if that’s your thing,” he said looking me in the eye with a serious expression. Ooh him I liked.

“Hmm,” was all I said, with a smile before taking another shot.

“What’s your name,” he asked leaning into me.

“Bridget. You?”


“Nice to meet you Ryan,” I said smiling at him.

“My pleasure,” he said his eyes on my lips.

We made it to his truck but just barely. He backed me into the cab, leaned down and lifted my legs off the ground. I wrapped them around his waist as best as I could with my leather pants, my arms went around his neck. He put his hand behind my head and pulled me to him almost forcefully. Our lips met and I saw stars. The man could kiss like no one I’d ever met. He nibbled my bottom lip at the end of every kiss, making me wiggle against him. Suddenly I was falling backwards into the cab of his truck, he followed, laying on top of me. I loved the weight of a man on top of me; I loved the heat of his body, the pressure of him, the way I can feel him breathe. He was so big, he surrounded me. But my favorite part was the feel of him hard and trapped between our bodies.

Ryan ground himself against me and I called out. He was propped up on his hands, looking down at me and I had a second of hesitation when I looked at him above me. The shadows of the lights from the parking lot, and the interior light of the truck, brought out the green of his eyes, the stubble on his jaw, and the chiseled lines of his neck. He was insanely good looking. His lips were full, making any woman jealous. He had a broad jaw, with sharp cheek bones. He was the face you would see a romance novel. I couldn’t have sex with him in this truck; I wanted to enjoy this specimen as long as I could.

“Wait,” I said as he began leaning over to kiss me.

“What?” he asked, his voice husky.

“I don’t want to do this here. My house is 5 minutes away,” I said and I hoped he’d accept.

Smiling, “I’ll go anywhere, as long as I end up back here,” he said before leaning down to kiss me. He licked my tongue and when I tried to lick his back, he grabbed my tongue and sucked the tip.

I practically ran to my car.

I’d never got to my house or inside so fast before. The second the door was secured behind us, I turned, walking backwards toward my room. I untied my shirt and let it drop. He lunged for me and I didn’t try to get away. He pulled me to him and instead of kissing my lips like I had thought he would, he went for my neck, to nibble and lick. When he circled my ear lobe with his tongue I almost lost my footing as pleasure shot through me. I tried to pull away to get us to my bedroom but he didn’t let me.

“Where?” he asked in my ear making me shudder.

“Down the hall, first door on the right,” I managed to say. He scooped me up and carried me to my room. He turned on the light with the hand holding my feet.

He laid me gently on the bed, and within seconds he was on top of me. He looked down at me, eyeing my torso hungrily before his gaze returned to my eyes. Our eyes were locked as he slowly leaned back on his knees and licked one long lick from the bottom of my left tit to the top. I grabbed a hold of his arms and threw my head back. He licked every inch before he finally took my nipple in his mouth. I almost screamed with shock and pleasure at the heat that suddenly exploded through me. My pussy was throbbing painfully, causing me to wiggle and writhe against him.

But he wasn’t done.

He took his shirt off while moving to my right boob, this time though he went straight for my nipple and latched on almost painfully. I dug my fingers into his arms and moaned.

“Yes,” I sighed. He bit my nipple and pulled back, making my nipple stretch almost painfully.

I let go of his arms and began unbuttoning my pants, making frustrated noises when they wouldn’t go down far enough or fast enough. He kissed his way down to my belly button then pulled my pants and panties off all in one swift tug. I gasped from the sensation. He stood up and began yanking his jeans off. I propped myself on my elbows and watched as he was revealed. Dear to all things holy, this man was built. I expected more definition, but I guess he was just naturally muscular. It didn’t matter, his chest and shoulders were wider than I’d realized, his pecks were calling my name and that dip, oh my god that dip that ran from his hip bone down to his groin made me ache. When he was completely nude I couldn’t stop the groan at the sight of his dick. What the hell was up the day this man was created? Was there anything on him that wasn’t huge and beautiful? He was thick and he rested against his stomach, leaning toward his left side. I was moving off the bed before I realized it.

I didn’t glance up at him, I kept my eyes on that large throbbing shaft and ached for it to be inside me. I knew I shouldn’t have, I didn’t know the man enough to know if it was safe, but at that second I didn’t care. I grabbed a hold of him, my finger tips couldn’t touch he was so thick. I started with his balls and licked all the way to the tip. I reveled in the sound of his moan, and the gasp when I put the head of him inside my mouth. He put his hands in my hair and pushed me toward him. I’d never had anyone this big before, and wasn’t sure I could get him all in my mouth. But I was going to try my damndest.

I licked around and around his cock making him as wet with my spit as I could. I took a deep breath and opened my mouth for him. My lips almost hurt as I tried to open wide enough for him to fit without raking my teeth across him by accident. He kept coming and coming, there was no way I could go all the way down on him. He pushed again, harder this time on my head causing him to go farther in my mouth. He hit the back of my throat and he kept pushing. I started to gag but I didn’t stop. I wanted to feel him as deep in my mouth as I could get him. I fought myself not to throw up, as he went farther and farther down my throat. I opened my eyes although I don’t remember closing them to see I was as far as I could go. A mere whisper and I’d be against his grown. I pulled away slowly at first then fast as the sensation wasn’t as pleasurable as it was going down.

“God do that again!” he sighed. I swallowed, licked him a few times and tried again.

This time, I did it faster and it was easier somehow. He shifted his hips from side to side when I was as far as I could go, making me tremble. This time, he grabbed my hair and jerked me off of him. He grabbed my arms and pulled me up to my knees. He held on to my arms and jerked me toward him to kiss me roughly.

“Fuck me,” I whispered against his lips.

“My pleasure,” he whispered back. I scooted back and lay down. I thought for sure he was done with the foreplay as he had a condom in his hand. He crawled on the bed, almost stalking me and as he distracted me with his lips his hand found me. I grabbed a hold of his forearm as he ran his hand over and around my lips. I moaned into his mouth and pulled his hand harder against me. He took one finger and traced a line from my clit all the way down to my ass, making me sigh. Then he took two fingers, opened me ever so gently, and slid them home.

“Yes,” I said pulling away from his kiss. I looked down at his hand and watched as he pulled his fingers out then pushed them back in.

He crooked his fingers, and I jerked my head to look at him. Oh my God. He began rubbing that spot over and over until my eyes rolled back in my head and I screamed. The orgasm built and built until I thought I was going to lose my mind. He leaned down and took my nipple in his mouth and that was all I needed. I came and screamed and writhed against his fingers as he continued to finger me.

I felt the bed shift, and his fingers left me, caressing me as long as he could. I shivered at the sudden chill of not being touched. I opened my eyes and watched as he put the condom on. It was then that I got scared. He was huge, and I’d never had anyone close to his size before.

“Ryan,” I started but I didn’t know what to say. He looked up at me with a soft smile.

“Don’t worry,” he said as he climbed over me, “I know what I’m doing.”

I sighed as his weight returned, although this time he wasn’t touching much of me when his dick was already rubbing against the outside of me. I threw my head back and gasped, good gravy that was incredible. The hard shaft rubbing up and down between my lips, up over my clit, he went high enough that his balls rubbed against my pussy. I felt him shift and I opened my eyes to watch as he made his way inside me. His head was down watching as well. When the tip of him touched me and the slow thrust began, I grabbed a hold of the comforter with both hands. Just the head alone drove me wild, and I couldn’t stop myself from pushing against him making him go farther. He groaned and put one hand on my hip, balancing himself on one arm.

“Shhh,” he said making me smile. I stayed as still as I could while he slowly pushed his way inside me. The tenderness of this stranger warmed me more than I wanted to admit. Another inch and he hit my cervix, at first it was painful then he moved his hips a little and he slid in farther and the sensation changed. He wasn’t completely inside yet, but he pulled all the way out anyway. I reached up and touched his head, making him look at me. The look on his face wasn’t one I’d expect from someone I just met. It was tender, it was almost loving. We stared at each other as he pushed himself back inside me, and this time he didn’t stop. When he reached the end I shuddered.

“God,” I said closing my eyes again.

He was so much taller than me, that when he leaned forward, my head was below his chin. He was easy for the longest time that I wrapped my legs around him and screamed out in the pain/pleasure that it caused.

“Easy, I don’t want to hurt you,” he said pulling back a little.

“Please Ryan, please!” I pleaded. He leaned back and looked down at me. I grabbed him around the neck and pulled him down for a kiss. It made him move out of me a little, and instead of pushing back or pulling out more, he started moving his hips side to side. I gasped against his lips and begged until he pulled back and I fell back to the bed. I watched the change in his face and was almost afraid.

He took me for my word and sped up. He didn’t have to speed up much to cause me to writhe beneath him again. Each thrust he kept himself as close to me as he could, his body rubbing against my clit with each movement. I felt that warm ripple seconds before I came again and screamed out his name. The sensation of my pussy gripping his cock was just this side of pain, and it caused the orgasm to last. He kept the tempo going while I writhed and wiggled underneath him. I grabbed his sides, his back anything I could reach as the orgasm rocked me.
“I want you above me,” he said hesitantly. All I could do was nod. We both gasped as he pulled himself out. He rolled himself over, and pulled me helping me on top. It was interesting trying to straddle him and get him inside me. I had to lean back and almost squat above him. The depth was different, more something, I wasn’t sure if it was pain or pleasure. I could barely move in this position as he rubbed against every inch inside of me.

He grabbed a hold of my hips and began slowly guiding me back and forth. I couldn’t do it, I couldn’t find the ability to move my legs at all, I just let him do it. I heard him gasp and I opened my eyes to look down at him. He’d kept me so distracted I hadn’t watched him much. He had his eyes closed, his mouth was slightly opened. His head was turned to the side and with each thrust his head would twitch a little. I noticed it wasn’t just his head, his whole body tensed as well. It was incredible to watch him, even though I was struggling to do so.

I leaned forward, making us both call out. I had to kiss him, I had to. I licked his chin and he turned his head toward me. I kissed him, I tasted him and it wasn’t enough. He’d stopped moving me, his hands were now on my back massaging me. One hand went to my neck and stayed there while the other trailed down my back to stop at my ass.

“You feel amazing,” he said roughly. I opened my eyes to see him looking at me.

“Ditto,” I managed to say, it made him smile. He took both hands now and cradled my face and kissed me again.

Somehow I managed to move on my own, except instead of back and forth, I lifted myself up off him and slammed myself back down. We both screamed out. The next time he helped me lift up, then he let me drop down. Three more times and he grabbed my hips and started guiding back and forth, faster than I had planned. Over and over and over and over. He called out first, and the feel of that first spasm of his cock against my cervix made me come.

I fell forward with him still deep inside me. I collapsed on his chest and tried to learn how to breathe again.