Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Bad Girl Bloggers Button

Two of my favorite things...Being Naughty and being Bad!!!
For the Naughty List you need to answer 5 questions.
For Wicked Wednesday you need to write one bad ass post!

1. When did you first realize you had a naughty streak?
Well I started flickin mine bean at 9. So I knew sex and I would get along great. 
2. Have you ever stolen anything? What? Why?

I love stealing panties. Seriously...Who's gonna ask if the panties you have one were the ones you had on when you entered the store?
3. Have you ever cheated at anything?

Oh I cheat at gettin men or gettin out of tickets all the time!
4. Your most used position for sex?

Any. I love switchin things up! Keeps things interesting.
5. One place or thing that's in your fantasies but rarely or never in your sex life.
I love to fantasize about three-somes. But I haven't had one yet.

Ok one bad ass post....
Shit...I can't come up with anything bad ass. 
So this one time when I was 17 I snuck into the movies with my guy friends. A little movie hopping, a lot of vodka drinking....Once we sobered up enough to drive home, I remembered that I had some illegal fire works in the back of my car. So we pulled over on the side of the freeway and set off fire works!
These weren't pickilo petes. These were the big booming Disney Land fireworks!
At some point we heard sirens and thought it was best to leave.
But we still had a lot of fireworks.
So we would light them up, shove them in a tube, and shoot em out WHILE driving down the freeway. 
At some point we got a call from one of my bud's brothers. He had hit a tree and they needed a ride.
So we went out on some back roads and finally found them. Apparently they had seen some fire works and it shocked them and they swerved and hit a tree.
lol Good thing we were sober and could hold our laughter till we dropped them off at home.
They still don't know what happened that night!!
Now go Link up with the bad girls club and the Naughty List!


Kristin @ Domestically Disabled said...

LOL How funny that your fireworks were so awesome they crashed a car and how funny it was the var of somoene yall knew HAHA! LOVE IT!

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