Tuesday, September 28, 2010
For the Naughty List you need to answer 5 questions.
For Wicked Wednesday you need to write one bad ass post!
1. When did you first realize you had a naughty streak?
Well I started flickin mine bean at 9. So I knew sex and I would get along great.
2. Have you ever stolen anything? What? Why?
I love stealing panties. Seriously...Who's gonna ask if the panties you have one were the ones you had on when you entered the store?
3. Have you ever cheated at anything?
Oh I cheat at gettin men or gettin out of tickets all the time!
4. Your most used position for sex?
Any. I love switchin things up! Keeps things interesting.
5. One place or thing that's in your fantasies but rarely or never in your sex life.
Ok one bad ass post....
Shit...I can't come up with anything bad ass.
So this one time when I was 17 I snuck into the movies with my guy friends. A little movie hopping, a lot of vodka drinking....Once we sobered up enough to drive home, I remembered that I had some illegal fire works in the back of my car. So we pulled over on the side of the freeway and set off fire works!
These weren't pickilo petes. These were the big booming Disney Land fireworks!
At some point we heard sirens and thought it was best to leave.
But we still had a lot of fireworks.
So we would light them up, shove them in a tube, and shoot em out WHILE driving down the freeway.
At some point we got a call from one of my bud's brothers. He had hit a tree and they needed a ride.
So we went out on some back roads and finally found them. Apparently they had seen some fire works and it shocked them and they swerved and hit a tree.
lol Good thing we were sober and could hold our laughter till we dropped them off at home.
They still don't know what happened that night!!
Now go Link up with the bad girls club and the Naughty List!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
We all know that I have some wickedly bad ass stories to tell! So I am linking up with the Bad Girl Bloggers and their Wicked Wednesday to tell one!
I fucking love having sex outside. It is so thrilling to be out under the stars, feeling the air on my naked skin, wondering if anyone is watching...
One time we went floating down the river all day with some friends. When it was dark we had finally reached our landing spot. The couple we were floating with volunteered to drive back to the starting point for the other truck. (The only one that could hold the canoes.)
So of course Mr. Him and I got a little bored...Underneath a bridge with one of the biggest highways in our state running over us, we got down and dirty, doggy style! Just thinking about that fuck gets me all hot and bothered!
Now if you haven't yet go and check out the Bad Girls Bloggers.
